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Archive for February, 2008

Breaking up is hard to do – how to make it easy

Feb-29-2008

The break up can be one of the hardest parts of a relationship. Many people just don’t know how to break up with a partner gracefully, or even effectively. A break up is always painful, but it can also be annoying, or plain old dangerous. A good break up should be a clean break, without restraining orders, or jail time, or the typical lingering ex.

Make a clean break…

Posted under break up

How to find true love, the secret locations where love hides revealed!

Feb-29-2008

True love is elusive, but at some point in life, almost everyone is seized with a desire to find it. True Love is the blush on a maiden’s cheeks, it is the sparkle if stars on a clear night, it is the heat that drives the leaping flame, the inherent instability that creates a nuclear reaction. You get my drift.

Here’s how to find it… 

Posted under Finding Love

Is she cheating? Catching a wily woman cheater

Feb-29-2008

Men cheat all the time, but they tend to be stupid about it. They get messages from other women on their cellphones, they come home smelling of someone else’s perfume, they leave panties in the glove box, and they come up with the same excuse every time “I’m working late.” They pretty much always eventually get caught because a man trying to cheat stealthily is kind of like a penguin trying to look informal, it’s just not going to happen.

But women.. they are wily…

Posted under infidelity

First comes love, then comes marriage, making your man propose

Feb-29-2008

four.jpgEver since marriage was floated as a legal means of joining two people together in a binding romantic relationship, it has been a huge issue. The typical cliché is that women want to get married, nay, are desperate to be married, whereas men must do their best to avoid the trap that ladies set in the form of the bonds of marriage.

You CAN make him marry you!

Posted under marriage

Three Signs Your Relationship Is Over

Feb-29-2008

Relationships. From the moment we are born we begin forming them with other human beings, and though they start out simply enough, they get pretty complicated pretty quickly. Romantic relationships are some of the most difficult relationships to form and maintain, and due to the feelings that run high in such trysts, it can be difficult to maintain perspective and know when it is time to leave a relationship, or even to tell when it effectively has already ended.

Learn to read the signs…

Posted under Breaking Up

Open relationships, a way to love, intimacy, and dirty sex, or a road to living hell?

Feb-29-2008

Having an open relationship sounds like a dream. You have love, and intimacy, and multiple sexual partners. Who wouldn’t want this sort of arrangement? Well, a lot of people do, and a lot of people don’t. Some even go so far as to say that such thinking is the work of the Devil. They’re wrong.

An in depth analysis… 

Posted under open relationships

Cheating cheaters and the women that love them

Feb-29-2008

three.jpgEveryone knows a guy who cheats on his girlfriend (everyone knows a girl who has or is cheating on her boyfriend too, but that is a totally different topic). Damn these men, they’re doing the dirty on their womenfolk, and oftentimes they get away with it, even after she finds out about it. It’s almost criminal really.

What is up with that?

Posted under Uncategorized

Catching that man, taming that tiger, on line dating, and other dangerous pursuits

Feb-29-2008

For many women dating has become somewhat of a mission. Once you leave your crazy college days behind and step into the real world, focus on your career for a while and establish yourself in your chosen field, you suddenly realize that 80% of the men are now married, gay, or in jail.

Hunt that eligible man down anyway!

Posted under online dating

Surviving cheating, the celebrity guide, how stars heal their hearts

Feb-29-2008

two.jpgIf you’re the sort of person who looks to the stars to determine how you should behave in your own life (which is something I absolutely recommend, there is nothing like choosing a plasticized, heavily drugged performing monkey as your role model), then you will probably be well advised to copy celebrities in their post break up behavior.

Read more on how to heal your heart like a celebrity…

Posted under infidelity

Relationship Madness:To Cheat, Or Not To Cheat?

Feb-29-2008

Tired of your relationship? Thinking about cheating as an option? This may help you make up your mind.
Will you or won’t you?

Posted under infidelity