Lonely Ninja

Sometimes being single is a blessing, and at other times it is a total curse. It’s a blessing when you get to chose what movie to watch without having to consider the feelings of a partner who doesn’t like romance/blood and gore, or when you want to read in bed without worrying about having to turn the light out because he ‘can’t sleep with that damn light on.’ It’s also nice not to have to constantly put the toilet seat down, or explain why wet towels don’t live on the floor, or why its not okay that he just spent your last $40.00 on a lava lamp and a bag of onions, or that you hope she has a nice recipe for leather, because those shoes she just bought on your credit card used up the last of your disposable grocery money.

Learn to love being single!

It’s hard being single sometimes. There are all those love sick couples draped all over one another like limpets, every second song on the radio is about love, and even the cat is getting more action than you are. In spite of the fact that the universe is clearly conspiring against you and intends to keep you alone forever, there are some things you can do to make yourself feel better.
Here’s how to feel better!