Lonely Ninja

Men cheat all the time, but they tend to be stupid about it. They get messages from other women on their cellphones, they come home smelling of someone else’s perfume, they leave panties in the glove box, and they come up with the same excuse every time “I’m working late.” They pretty much always eventually get caught because a man trying to cheat stealthily is kind of like a penguin trying to look informal, it’s just not going to happen.

But women.. they are wily…